- Idea for an Ad -

(clip of Cindy McCain at convention)

Cindy McCain's Convention Attire:

Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600

Having American taxpayers fund her wardrobe:
PRICELESS.

(clip of McCain laughing)

Courtesy MissMudd

Actually, there are some other good ideas in the main post and comments to this article.